I used to hear voices all the time but we're fine now..shut up!! I said we're fine! Ahem,yes,we're fine now. # RT @goldengateblond: I just spilled an entire bottle of liquid soap. Now I don't know what to use to clean it up. # playing hide n seek with the voices in my head, I'm [...]
RT @yerjokingnet: I just doubled my memory, but I don't remember how. #humor # RT @FizzyDuck: Where exactly IS Easy Street? # RT @Pearlydean: Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley) # RT @Pearlydean: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. # RT @GiggleFlower: Time is what [...]
#TwistedGrins com #contest for #FREE liquor flask on FB http://bit.ly/aNX4dO Please RT # RT @funnyoneliners: If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I'm going to try to come back to a different one. # RT @Pearlydean: Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass. # RT @Pearlydean: Lord, if I can't be [...]
RT @Pearlydean: Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak # RT @Pearlydean: Confucius Says…"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot" # RT @Pearlydean: Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? # RT @BestAt: RT @Brain_Wash: Yes, I know how to shut up. [...]
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more # I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.. # RT @funnyoneliners: After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. # RT @BestAt: RT @AristotlesGirl: F to the Y to the I [...]
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