window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: “100977053301370″, status: true, cookie: true, xfbml: true}); }; (function() { var e = document.createElement(“script”); e.async = true; e.src = document.location.protocol + “//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js”; document.getElementById(“fb-root”).appendChild(e); }()); Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved? [...]
Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
When Girls Don’t Put Out
April 24th, 2009
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A Few One Liners, Questions and Observations
April 18th, 2009
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Santa and Bermuda Triangle
April 18th, 2009
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window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: “100977053301370″, status: true, cookie: true, xfbml: true}); }; (function() { var e = document.createElement(“script”); e.async = true; e.src = document.location.protocol + “//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js”; document.getElementById(“fb-root”).appendChild(e); }()); The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing. window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: “100977053301370″, [...]
