window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: “100977053301370″, status: true, cookie: true, xfbml: true}); }; (function() { var e = document.createElement(“script”); e.async = true; e.src = document.location.protocol + “//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js”; document.getElementById(“fb-root”).appendChild(e); }()); During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director: "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?" "Well," said [...]
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
September 12th, 2009
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window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: “100977053301370″, status: true, cookie: true, xfbml: true}); }; (function() { var e = document.createElement(“script”); e.async = true; e.src = document.location.protocol + “//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js”; document.getElementById(“fb-root”).appendChild(e); }()); 1. Blaming your farts on me….not funny…not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FREAKIN‘ DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me [...]
