- I used to hear voices all the time but we're fine now..shut up!! I said we're fine! Ahem,yes,we're fine now. #
- RT @goldengateblond: I just spilled an entire bottle of liquid soap. Now I don't know what to use to clean it up. #
- playing hide n seek with the voices in my head, I'm under the stairs they'll never find me. WAIT! I DON'T HAVE STAIRS, CRAP! WHERE AM ? #
- A friend just started a new business, making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says Prophets are going through the roof. #
- RT @dpbkmb: RT @aThumper: National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there! #
- RT @BestAt: RT @thesulk: I'd like to thank my peers for all of the pressure. I'm still enjoying drugs and alcohol. #
- If I stood naked in front of you with chocolate syrup on me would you laugh or lick? #
- Sh*t happens, wipe your *ss and get on with your life. #
- Do Women also shake the Gas Nozzle after pumping Gas?Or is that a guy thing? #
- Got arrested at the Gatorade convention. I guess standing behind women whispering "is it in you?" was the wrong thing to do. #
