- RT @yerjokingnet: I just doubled my memory, but I don't remember how. #humor #
- RT @FizzyDuck: Where exactly IS Easy Street? #
- RT @Pearlydean: Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley) #
- RT @Pearlydean: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. #
- RT @GiggleFlower: Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure they're not using it. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @davidisnotright: Sometimes I sit around and wonder how slutty I would dress if I were a girl. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @Beerhaze: Tip! The longer you are married the more difficult it will be to fit her body in to a suitcase. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @goldengateblond: Among words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumquat" is my favorite. #
