• RT @Pearlydean: Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak #
  • RT @Pearlydean: Confucius Says…"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot" #
  • RT @Pearlydean: Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? #
  • RT @BestAt: RT @Brain_Wash: Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when. #
  • RT @BestAt: RT @AngelaHelga: I'm in such a good mood, even my sphincter is whistling. #
  • RT @BestAt: RT @jasonmustian: "Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "Surprise Adoption" #
  • Whew. What a day! Stick a fork in me, I am OW! OWWW! IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU IDIOT! OW OW OW OW TAKE IT OUT! #
  • RT @BestAt: RT @CroweJam: I think I have a Southern 6th sense. I see inbred people. #