- He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more #
- I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.. #
- RT @funnyoneliners: After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @AristotlesGirl: F to the Y to the I ….You make me wanna H to the U to the R to the T you when you talk like this. #
- RT @CroweJam: If your idea of a good time involves a 6-pack, corn dogs and a corpse, you might be a redneckophiliac. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @Beerhaze: Larry King's wife has now reportedly moved on… to beef jerky. #
