• Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. #
  • One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. #
  • RT @GiggleFlower: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. #
  • RT @funnyoneliners: I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle.RT @eugem #
  • RT @funnyoneliners: Now, I know that if she asks me what's on TV, it's dangerous to answer "dust". RT @EsseErre #