- This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture. #
- Old Flash Cartoon but I couldn.t say it better myself http://bit.ly/bbGnXx , about all those pesky emails from friends. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @badbanana: Fascinating. Did you know you can just rip up a to-do list? #
- My shrink took my paranoia away and now she's after my soul. #
- RT @BestAt: RT @DadsUpLate: No, I didn't pick my nose, I was born with it. #
- RT @GiggleFlower: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? #
- RT @funnyoneliners: "No Alcohol Beyond This Point" is just a fancy way of saying "Chug Chug Chug."RT @funnyordie #
